Things have been taken too far! Now, he’s “seriously” considering this???
Some wiseass thought it would funny to call up a bunch of people in New Hampshire to ask them if they thought Donald Trump should run for President in 2012. Way too many people jokingly said yes and now, he friggin’s considering it!
Not only that, he’s already starting to talk about campaign platforms and rebuilding the country! Aaaah!!!
Following the news of his win in the “polls”, Donald told Fox News:
“For the first time in my life, I’m actually thinking about it [running for president]. I see what’s going on with this country and it’s never been worse. What’s happening is a disgrace…I love this country, we have a great country … but it’s not really great like it used to be. Let’s face it, we are no longer respected the way we used to be respected, and if we keep going like this, within 10 years China is going to overtake us easily.”
Ugh! China? Really? Is that who you are going to go after?! Bleck!
Unsurprisingly, when asked with side of the aisle he would run for, the mogul declared “Republican,” which made him all the less appealing as a candidate to us. (Ten bucks says he’d even choose a “beauty queen” to be his running mate, if you catch our drift.)
No, no, no! This has to be stopped NOW! You are far too busy for this, Trump! Their are hotels to manage, airports to sue, celebrities to fire from reality show tasks!
Don’t waste your time and ours. We don’t know what’s in the water in New Hampshire, but trust us, the contaminated stream doesn’t flow for the rest of us!
[Image via WENN.]
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