Don't Make Snooki Over!

Damn you, Inside Edition! How dare you mess with something so sacred and pure as the poof of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi!

This is what happens when entertainment shows need ratings and reality stars want more exposure – a fist pump to their image! Kate Gosselin did it to her weave, Heidi Montag did it to her face, but Snooki! Please! No!

Someone get her into some Ed Hardy and a pickle STAT!

[Image via WENN / Inside Edition.]