Doperty's Studying the Koran

No joke.
Pete Dohertyis studying the Koran in the slammer.
Dopehead reportedly asked for an English translation of the Islam holy book after he was thrown into isolation.
A friend reports, “I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.”
This HAS to be a joke, right????
Hope he learns things from the teachings that will help him lead a clean and sober life on the outside!!
But we hope he’s still a mess, just a clean and sober mess!
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