We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!
Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial‘s director’s cut?
At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!
For only $900, the Entertainment Tonight MATURE Erotic ET Plush Plushie Stuffed Animal Movie Memorabilia Novelty Bullet Styled Vibrator can be yours! Ha, try saying that six times fast!
According to the online shop’s disturbing description, the doll stands nearly two feet tall and is “double stuffed for your pleasure.”
Uhhh, yeah. Childhood = over.
Our only question:
How the heck do you clean the little guy?
[Image via Etsy.]
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