This Giant Christmas Tree Sculpture In Paris Looks EXACTLY Like A Butt Plug!

Ah, Paris! The city home to the Eiffel Tower, the river Seine, and BUTT PLUGS THE SIZE OF THE LOUVRE?!?! Zut Alors!
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The inflatable Christmas tree sculpture by artist Paul McCarthy simply entitled “Tree” is causing a little more controversy than you might think.
Why? Because it looks like a giant green butt plug. Like something the Jolly Green Giant might use with his partner for a night of kinky fun.
Needless to say, some Parisians are freaking out over the fact that outside the Place Vendome is a 80-foot inflatable butt plug.
We think they should just say “c’est la vie,” and sit on their complaints. Ew, not that way.
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