You wouldn’t dare regift these crazy things!
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s annual Goop holiday gift guide is always fun to look at in horrified fascination, even if it is tongue-in-cheek itself.
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It just boggles the mind to think that people are actually buying these things!
This year’s edition features a $40,000 speaker and $55,000 headphones, which together cost MORE than the actual trip to space you can take for $90,000!
But even the trip to space pales in comparison to the $125,000 gold dumbbells featured on the guide!!!
Talk about an expensive workout! You could probably buy a lifetime membership to the world’s best gym for less money.
Other items of ridiculosity include a vintage ball and chain for $1,500, an Hermes mah-jong set for $46,000, and a very serious-looking toothpaste dispenser for $244.
See the full bonkers list HERE!
Sorry, but no Black Friday deals available.