Heather Mills' New Publicist Is INSANE!

This is geniusity!!!!

Michelle Elyzabeth is the crazy French woman based out of Los Angeles that is Heather Mills‘ new worldwide publicist.

The amputee’s former spokesperson quit just before she went on that ill-conceived media bashing tour.

Michelle Elyzabeth is now her new bitch, and she’s a quite a piece of art! She fancies herself a “Comtesse.” She owns a spa. And, she makes her own wine!

As if that weren’t enough, good ol’ Michelle has started a blog! YES!!!

From now on, Elyzabeth will be making videos every week to counter all the rumors out there about Heather.

Click here to watch her first vlog, in which she and her gay BFF attack everyone from Barbara Walters to Perez to Sir Paul McCartney.

They go so far as to accuse Sir Paul of trying to prevent Heather from doing charity work.

We hope Heather knows Michelle intends on making these videos.

How long do you think the “Comtesse” will last before Mills fires her????