Hef Has To Cut Staff But Still Clings To His Bunnies

John McCain better get his ass in Washington and magically fix the economy quick because even Hugh Hefner is feeling the pinch!

The Bunny Man has been advised to cut back on some of his LA and NY staff in order to keep his enterprise afloat.

He could also try updating his photo shoots from the nineties.

Oh we know we know, you look at Playboy “for the articles.”

Apparently, things have been struggling for a while over at the mansion, with shares plummeting from £6.20 to £1.55 (Just double it! You gotta work on your math skills!).

But, it’s only recently that the failing economy has trickled down to Hef’s staff.

This is just some icing on the cake amid scandals surrounding Holly and Kendra, which, of course, Hef denies.

Hey, Congress! Fix this shiznit!

[Image via WENN.]