How Do We Say This Delicately???

It looks like someone’s enjoying true love a little too much!
Director Eli Roth was spotted in Londontown today with his ladyfriend, the possibly reformed gutter troll Peaches Geldof, with a significantly bigger gut than usual!
We’d rather these two be happily in love and (slightly) rotund together than the alternative – a single, drugged out hard-pAArtying Peaches terrorizing the streets of El Lay or London – so no criticism here from us!
LOLz!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]