Isn't This A Funny Picture?

Kate Moss, Marc Anthony, and Jennifer Lopez attended the Topshop/Topman dinner at Balthazar to celebrate the flagship store opening in New York City on Wednesday night.
It looks like Skeletor was trying to initiate a threesome with Cokate and J. Lo, but you know the Latina Diva was having none of that shiz!
The sex tape would be a train wreck, with Cokate making love to a mirror, Skeletor too anemic to get it up, and J. Lo desperately flashing her wedding band.
[Image via WENN.]