In sickness and in clout, Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau are officially married… We think…!
The YouTube stars appeared to have tied the knot late on Sunday night at the Graffiti Mansion in Las Vegas, Nevada. The reception at The Sugar Factory immediately followed.
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According to a leaked invitation earlier in the week, guests were encouraged to come “camera ready” and “what happens in Vegas will end up on YouTube.” But it’s interesting… throughout the day on Sunday, NOTHING came across on social media before or during the ceremony itself.
Combine that with the fact that the nuptials got a very late start (it began well after 7:00 p.m. PT) and it made for a very late (and uncertain) night for the supposed newlyweds! Here’s what went down…
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The Expensive Livestream!
First off, who the hell charges fans $50 to watch their wedding?! That’s what Jake and Tana did, live-streaming the entire thing on Halogen TV with a $49.99 price tag to tune in and see the big day. Legit or not, we know they want to make money off this, but charging for the livestream? Tacky!!! Just hold back all the footage and sell more ads for the reality show later, right?!
Fans realized throughout the day on Sunday just how icky charging for a livestream really was, too (below):
…$50 to livestream they wedding… a fucking joke. anybody over the age of 12 that pays for this is scamming themselves. tana and jake rlly out here charging minors to watch they fake ass wedding smh i have to fucking laugh. someone record it and post it on yt pls pic.twitter.com/CIaR45nD3i
— natalie ???? (@natswaee) July 28, 2019
https://twitter.com/LeFabulousChick/status/1155721374528352256
Every single thing Tana Mongeau does is just a way to scam money off her fans lmaooooooooo and y’all thought PAYING to to see the LIVESTREAM of her WEDDING TO JAKE PAUL wouldn’t be a scam??????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ????????????????????????????????????????????????
— Kat ????⬛ (@katlikescats) July 29, 2019
so i just made the mistake of watching tana and jake’s wedding… logan paul was absolutely disrespectful and gross, the livestream sucked ass and cost $50, and jake paul fought someone DURING HIS WEDDING??? just as i thought, trash pic.twitter.com/XQ1Gq4khTh
— jay ???? (@thankunextbts) July 29, 2019
And yeah, that last tweet brings us to… the wedding itself!
The S**t Show Wedding!
Like that tweeter (above) beautifully summed up, the wedding (where the bride wore two dresses by Glaudi by Johana Hernandez) included bizarre behavior by Jake’s big bro Logan Paul and a full-on fight during the actual ceremony involving the groom — because, well, why not, right?!
Add to the fact that the livestream started a half an hour late, and then only lasted ten minutes (brutal!) with the wedding was completely lacking of any sort of order, and you’ve got a true s**t show on your hands.
Here’s the “fight” at the very end of the nuptials (below)… which looks pretty staged and phony if you ask us:
Uhhh… sure.
CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME: The wedding officiant — Jake’s best friend Arman Izadi, who BTW is a convicted pimp — never actually gets to say anything like “by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife,” or anything like that before the “fight” breaks out. He manages to get out a meek word about kissing each other, but even that doesn’t get sealed before Jake takes a swing at a random guy.
So what we’re saying is… maybe there’s a loophole here Jake and Tana will use to justify how they never went through with the wedding and it was all a fake because they were never technically pronounced man and wife by their officiant???? Who knows. Just sayin’… this whole thing smells fishy as hell!!!
The Weird After-Party
If the marriage wasn’t weird enough for ya, the after-party ought to take the cake… pun intended.
The supposed newlyweds held their reception at The Sugar Factory, but even that event was plagued with weird actions and behaviors. Hundreds of teenage fans showed up trying to get a glimpse of the YouTube stars, and dozens more social media celebs were in attendance at the party itself. But at one point during the night, Jake got on the microphone and announced the whole thing was ending early because the establishment’s owner was “low-key being a bitch.”
Perhaps it had something to do with the party WAY overflowing Sugar Factory’s crowd limit or something, but who knows. Regardless, things wrapped a little early.
Before the end, though, Jake decided to cut the wedding cake… with a sword. After initially slicing through the cake with a full-size blade, the groom continued hacking at the sweet treat until there were just crumbs remaining, at which point he and Tana danced on top of ’em. No, seriously. WTF?!
More bizarre still, Tana pointed out in one of her Instagram Stories throughout the night that she and Jake were all set to leave immediately from Vegas and head on a European honeymoon… except BOTH of them apparently forgot their passports in Los Angeles. Super sus!!!!
Was It Real?!
Honestly we’re still not sure this was a real wedding, and we have a LOT of doubts — not the least of which is because of the fact that, at the end of the night, Jake and Tana left the party separately and went home to different places. Which, that’s a major WTF, considering they’re supposed to be married and together, right?!?!
Just a few hours ago AKA early Monday morning, Jake was still partying it up somewhere in Vegas, as you can see with very recent screenshots of his IG Stories showing off unknown women (who are definitely NOT Tana) right here:
Jake… super sketchy, bro!!!! Those girls ain’t your new bride, and you’re partying with them just hours after your wedding?!
Hmmm…
The Prequel…
As they said during Vidcon, the entire nuptials were going to be filmed for Tana’s MTV reality show, Tana Turns 21.
Along with the announcement at the time, Jake performed a poem aloud to the crowd:
“Welcome to the Paul family, we welcome you with love,
From the moment I met you we fit like a glove.
Logan and Bella can hate,
The world can question our fate,
But on July 28, you can all save the date.”
The duo got engaged in Vegas in late June while out celebrating Tana’s 21st birthday party, and the rest is pretty much history!
While many randos have questioned the validity of their relationship, it took some flesh and blood to really get the doubt fire lit!
During an interview with the Barstool Sports podcast, KFC Radio, this week Jake’s brother Logan Paul, would not comment on the realness of the union — but did offer up some SUS insight on the clout couple. When a host claimed Jake and Tana’s love wasn’t the real deal, the 24-year-old shared:
“I don’t know what’s going on there, man.”
It was also revealed HE was offered to be apart of a fake relationship, but ultimately turned it down:
“I don’t do that, bro. And I had an opportunity like a big one by the way. Like I could have pounced in a relationship that would have lit this s**t on fire.”
Paul went on, discussing the cash grab in a situation like that:
“There’s no exchange [of money], but you can make money together. Like, say you make merch together, you probably split like 50/50 split. I hope so. Like what if my brother’s like doing 80/20 with Tana? Oh Tana no, Tana don’t do it… he been doing 80/20.”
Yeah, that sure is interesting…
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On Thursday, Tana tweeted this:
“i’m feeling feisty: i don’t care if u think my wedding’s real. i don’t care if u think my marriage is real. i don’t care if u think Jake and I don’t love each other. i don’t care if u think getting married fast is a bad idea. i don’t care if you think it’s gonna last. OOPS!”
So it must be real, right??
Congrats to the happy couple! May your views increase exponentially!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN]
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