Jeremy Sisto Finally Names His New Baby


And it’s, um, interesting.
Jeremy Sisto and wife Addie Lane welcomed a son earlier this month – and now we know what they’ve named the little guy.
Just to give you a little heads up before you find out what they named their bundle of joy, they named their two-year-old daughter Charlie-Ballerina.
So, there’s that…
Anyway, the name they’ve chosen is:

BASTIAN KICK.

Bastian KICK KICK KICK KICK.
Are they just ASKING kids to kick their son when he’s in school because it seems that way to us!
Oh, and just a little FYI, when they found their name for daughter Charlie-Ballerina, Jeremy said:

“My wife went through the dictionary, page by page, looking for words that weren├óΓé¼Γäót normally names.”

We’re just shaking our heads…
Anyway, welcome to the world, Bastian. We apologize on your parents’ behalf.
[Image via WENN.]