J.K. Rowling's Patronus Is What?! Type This Animal Into Wikipedia NOW!


For years we have waited in the dark, like Voldemort’s wispy soul in the forests of Albania, awaiting the answer to wizardry’s oldest question:
What is J.K. Rowling‘s patronus?
Like Albus Dumbledore after discovering the 12 uses of dragon’s blood, we now know the truth:

The noble pine marten!
Excuse us while we watch every cute animal video ever of this fantastical beast!