John Mayer Denies Man Smooch!

Our lips don’t lie! We know the truth!
According to John Mayer and his incessant tweets, he did not kiss a boy this past weekend!
“Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No.”
That’s unfortunate! We hate to be the only one to bear the man make-out burden!
He continued, “I don’t like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They’re like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys.”
And what’s gayer than that reference?!
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