So... JonBenet ISN'T Really Katy Perry??

In case you hadn’t heard, some new evidence seems to finally conclusively prove the identity of JonBenet Ramsey‘s murderer.
But if the confession is real, and the child beauty queen really was killed by convicted pedophile Gary Oliva, that means…
She DIDN’T secretly grow up to be Katy Perry?!
Of course, this oddly fact-resistant viral theory should have been disproven years ago by the age disparity between the two celebs…
Not to mention extensive news coverage of police reports about the murder, Katy’s childhood being well-documented, and of course that time Donald Trump demanded to see the Firework singer’s long-form birth certificate.
OK, that last one we made up! LOLz!
Still, it’s one of those celebrity theories that just won’t go away — some of which are a lot more plausible…
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