Super sketch!!!!
During their weekend tryst – which Jon denied took place – Kate Major got to work on more than Jon’s wang! She managed to secure her future with the help of a clueless and desperate Jon Gosselin.
The douchey dad signed a secret contract written in chicken scratch, hiring Kate Major as his personal assistant and promising to pay her a portion of his profits as long as she remained mum on their relationship.
The document, dated July 28, 2009, reads:
“I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant handling some but not all future accounts. She will be a sub-contractor. She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement.”
And considering Major is supposed to give a deposition in his case with TLC, he is effed!!!!
She promised in writing to “run any media inquiries past Jon Gosselin before doing any on-air or print work,” but so long contract!!!
And hello, lawsuit!!!!!
Breach of contract and fraud sound about right!
Ha!
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