Judi Dench Has A Pet Parrot That Calls Her This NSFW Name!

Judi Dench is a Dame. A literal British Dame. But that’s not what her parrot calls her!

The acclaimed actress revealed in a Sunday Times interview this weekend that she has a pet parrot, an African grey named Sweetie. But this is apparently not a case of what’s called nominative determinism as the bird sounds anything but sweet! She revealed the darn thing calls her offensive names:

“We had a long chat just now. You shouldn’t ask what she says. She says: ‘You’re a slut,’ ‘you’re a slag.'”

IT CALLS HER A SLUT?!? Damn, does it know something about the Oscar winner we don’t?? LOLz!

It says a lot of other upsetting words, too!

“She has said ‘Boris Johnson’ but she didn’t get that from me.”

Ha! Definitely the most offensive one so far! LOLz! Where does the bird get this stuff?

“She listens to the radio. My God, she’s funny though. She’s very, very funny. Everybody should have a parrot or a myna bird. Their voices are absolutely incredible.”

Just, you know, maybe don’t let your parrot listen to shock jocks! Ha!

[Image via Dimitri Halkidis/WENN/The Graham Norton Show/YouTube.]