Just Desserts

Out-of-work actor Jesse Metcalfe is facing assault charges.

The “super macho” douche is being accused of attacking a paparazzo outside a club in London this past weekend.

He “punched me in the face,” claims photog Rowan Lawrence.

The pap reported the incident to police and is asking that charges be filed against the former soap opera star.

Jesse was probably pissed the photog wanted to take his girlfriend’s picture and not his!