Justin Bieber's Police Footage Has MORE To Reveal! And It Involves His Leaky Nether Region!

You mean there’s even more footage of Justin Bieber that’s even more scandalicious than what we’ve already seen?!
After footage surfaced online of the Bieberoni getting a frisky pat down, Justin’s lawyers are looking to prevent any more embarrassing footage from being released without viewing it first, especially a video that they claim shows the Biebsy in “various states of undress, which show intimate personal parts.”
According to law enforcement sources, the “personal parts” include Justin taking a leak in his holding cell, which will make for the 1,238,810th time Justin’s johnson has made a public appearance. LOLz!
Apparently, according to a source who actually witnessed the video in question, Justin was stumbling, which is not good news for his DUI case:

“Justin is seen several times stumbling around while he was taking his tests. As if he had a problem with his balance … [the video] also shows Justin taking his various tests and eventually taking a piss. The stumbling and going to the bathroom is obviously reason enough for his attorneys to request it be sealed … If I was trying to paint a picture that my client was innocent … I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót want a video of him stumbling around and looking out of it to go public either.”

No word yet on whether or not they brought a bucket in to make him feel at home.