Kanye West VS The UK! Keep Score As We Give You The Blow-By-Blow Of All His Epic And Epically Embarrassing Moments At Glastonbury!

Kanye West headlined the Glastonbury Festival on Saturday night, and there was so much trolling it seemed like Kanye VS the entire United Kingdom!
So let’s just say it was.
Who won??
[ Photo: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Hit Up Their Favorite London Restaurant ]
Come with us as we give you the play-by-play of every moment of heckling, bravado, and shade to find out if Kanye conquered or got totally Union Jacked!
First, there was the…
Petition
Before the festival even began, 50k people signed an online petition to replace Kanye as headliner with a rock band.
Guess we know how that turned out.

Point: Kanye
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Kanye Who?
After Yeezus declared himself the “greatest living rock star on the planet,” The Who‘s Pete Townshend took umbrage and delivered a little old school shade to the American.

The audience cheering means we have to give it to Pete.
Point: UK
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Kanye takes on the Queen

In a surprise move, Kanye performed a straight cover of the Queen classic Bohemian Rhapsody. And you know what? It totally won the crowd over in a massive singalong!
Point: Kanye
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Kanye vs Sir Ray of J
During his set, someone held up a HUGE homemade banner depicting an NSFW still from Kim Kardashian West‘s infamous sex tape!

Man flew a flag of Kim giving head to Ray J while Kanye was performing omd😂😭 pic.twitter.com/GF2GOQGnbn
— Legend✨ (@TeonaDobson) June 28, 2015

Ouch! Even after so many years, it still has to sting that someone else planted their flag there first — and got it on film.
Point: UK
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Kanye Interrupted
Kanye’s set was crashed by a comedian trying to interrupt him in the name of Taylor Swift.

Frankly, the guy came off looking just as bad as Kanye did when he interrupted Tay. It’s just not cool.
Point: Kanye
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Kanye vs Subtitles
The BBC closed captioning team had a bit of fun with Kanye’s lyrics. Some of it was censoring, but most was just, well… Take a look for yourself!

BBC subtitles redeeming Glastonbury’s Sat headline act pic.twitter.com/DizLSqSc5H
— Martyn McLaughlin (@MartynMcL) June 27, 2015

OK, “He raps” wins this. Too funny!
Point: UK
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So what’s the end result?
Kanye: 3, UK: 3
A tie???
Well, in American football, we might not stand for that, but this is Brit turf. And in their football, games can and often do end in ties, so…
Yeah.
[Image via Daniel Sims/Seb/WENN.]