Kate Middleton Secretly Pregnant???


We know they want to have kids. We want them to have kids. All of Jolly Old England wants them to have kids!
So tell us for realz- are Prince William and Kate Middleton pregnant???
According to Jessica Hay, a close friend of Kate’s, the Duchess of Cambridge is already expecting! So when can we expect the royal announcement? Jessica says:

“They├óΓé¼Γäóre planning to make an announcement in December.”

Wow! We guess they have to time that boost to the economy right before Christmas? If they time this right, they can keep the Brits in figgy pudding for years!
Wait, is that a good thing or not? Some of their pudding is gross. But srsly, should we expect lots of announcements annually? Jessica says:

“It seems very traditional but of course they├óΓé¼Γäóll be happy with two boys or two girls, they don├óΓé¼Γäót want more. They├óΓé¼Γäóve discussed it endlessly and don├óΓé¼Γäót want to be older parents.”

Sounds good to us! One new prince or princess a year for four years would suit us- and Great Britain- just fine!
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