Ke$ha's Solution For Ashley Cole's Cheating Peen!!

We don’t doubt this for a second!!

The always sophisticated and soft-spoken Ke$ha took a break from passing out in the sewer with her panties around her ankles promoting her album in the UK to share her thoughts on Cheryl Cole‘s split from her cheating, douchebag husband Ashley.

The HIGHlarious trainwreck kept it real when she said:

“I saw the pictures of him in his pants. If someone did that to me I would stab him in his d**k.”

HAHA!! Excellent.

For once, Ke$ha, you’re making some sense.

[Image via WENN.]