Kellan Lutz And Spencer Locke Are Tree Swingers In Tarzan

Kellan Lutz says, “Me Tarzan! Me no wear shirt!!!”
Maybe that’s not a direct quote, but Kellan did just land the lead in Tarzan and there├óΓé¼Γäós ZERO chance the King of the Jungle will be caught dead in anything less revealing than a loincloth.
This is sweeeeet!! (But are you sure we aren’t being Punk’ed?)
We’re thrilled to learn there’s life after undeath for Cullen Kellan, as the Twilight franchise concludes in November.
Kellan will swing from tree to tree with Spencer Locke, a Cougar Town veteran who has potential to become one FIERCE Jane.
In this version of the the Edgar Rice Burroughs classic, Tarzan is the heir to a billion-dollar empire before being orphaned in the African jungle.
He and Jane will join forces to have lots and lots of monkey sex overthrow the evil CEO of a multi-national corporation.
That sounds great and all, but U had us at “loincloth.” LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]