Kirstie Alley Ain't Gonna Be Happy About This!

We mentioned earlier that Jenny Craig spokeswoman Valerie Bertinelli has reached out to former spokeswhore Kirstie Alley to help her get back to a healthy weight.

Well, she’s taken it a step further now: Bertinelli wants to be Alley’s mentor!

That’s kind of a slap in the face since Kirstie was Valerie’s mentor once upon a time.

How the tables have turned!

Valerie told ABC’s Nightline: “I’ll hold her hand. Oh, I would just – I’m telling you – I think it would be the greatest thing. There’s so many people that come up to me wherever I am, and they say I was on the program a couple of years ago, and then I stopped, and then I see that you’ve had success, so I’m coming back. It’s not a bad thing to stop something and come back to it. You’re not a failure. You’re never a failure. As long as you keep getting back up.”

Hear that Kirstie? You’re not a failure. Fat, but not a failure. Unless you stay fat- then you are failure! We kid. We kid.

[Image via Starzlife.]