Kaballah Is Rotting His Brain

Ashton Kutcher is set to be one of the executive producers on ABC’s new game show Opportunity Knocks.

Yea, cuz we all know what a big hit Pop Fiction on E! turned out to be.

During a recent panel at the Television Critics Association for the new ABC show, Kutcher said, “You can succeed without hurting people. I believe that you always have to have compassion before you have judgment. And then any time you have judgment without compassion, it will fall apart.”

Say what?????

The actor and “producer” went on and on and on with more drivel like that.

He adds, “You might get a big pop really quick, but that energy will dissolve. So we always try to instill some universal compassion into the shows that we do.├óΓé¼┬¥

Compassion? We’re guessing like the compassion shown on Punk’d?

As for coming up with the idea for the show, he says, “I don’t believe anybody owns ideas. We’re blessed with being able to manage ideas in our lives.”

What the hell does he mean?

And in regard to getting local residents’ permission to shoot a game show, Kutcher said, ├óΓé¼┼ôContrary to popular belief, the human condition is actually a positive one. If you present somebody with an easy opportunity to help somebody else, for the most part people will accept it — as long as it├óΓé¼Γäós easy.”

He’s so poetic all of a sudden!

But the best quote comes in regards to other actors complaining about the popularity of reality shows.

To that, Kutcher says, ├óΓé¼┼ôHave you ever sat at a dinner table and somebody set down a big cake, the dessert you really, really want, and you sort of start watching people take the pieces and it starts dwindling down and you start to get a little worried. ├óΓé¼╦£Am I going to get my piece?├óΓé¼Γäó”

He’s a piece of work!

Continues Kutcher, “And you have all this anxiety as to whether or not you├óΓé¼Γäóre going to get your piece until you see the guy come out of the kitchen with another cake and it makes you go, ├óΓé¼╦£oh, it├óΓé¼Γäós okay.├óΓé¼Γäó And that all those actors that are sort of bitching about reality TV taking away their money or their jobs, I think that there├óΓé¼Γäós another cake coming and they├óΓé¼Γäóll be fine.├óΓé¼┬¥

Damn. Now we’re hungry.

Will U watch Kutcher’s new show?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]