Even though rumors are swirling across social media that Kylie Jenner is supposedly pregnant with Timothée Chalamet‘s baby, we can now definitively say that’s NOT true!
…orrrr is it?! And what you’re about to read is actually the most clever three-dimensional chess move ever made by the cunning KarJenner fam?!?!
So, TikTok, Reddit, and X (Twitter) have been in overdrive lately with all kinds of unsubstantiated fan rumors that the Life of Kylie alum is supposedly pregnant with her A-list movie star boyfriend’s baby. The 27-year-old is already an AH-Mazing mom to two kids whom she shares with ex Travis Scott, obvi. But considering how unbelievably close she and the 29-year-old actor have gotten in recent months, we can at least understand why TikTokers, Redditors, and Tweeters alike can’t stop spreading spicy but unconfirmed gossip about a supposed bun in the oven!
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Let’s set the record straight on these pregnancy rumors now, though: they ain’t true.
How do we know?! Because this week, the Kylie Swim mogul and the Call Me By Your Name actor popped up in Paris, France together. During that memorable outing in the City of Love, the duo sat down for a very intimate dinner. And there, at the table, as they looked positively smitten with each other, Kylie reached out in front of her, picked up a glass of white wine, and took a big ol’ swig!!
See the moment for yourself (below):
So there you have it, y’all! Alcohol consumption! AKA, proof positive that Kylie is not pregnant with Timothée’s child!
Considering she’s already been down the motherhood road twice before with daughter Stormi and son Aire, the reality TV veteran obviously knows damn well not to drink alcohol while even possibly carrying an unborn child. And thus, that simple act would mean she’s not expecting. No bun in the oven. No truth to the very persistent rumors. No secret child on the way. No kiddie connection between one of the hottest influencers on the planet and one of this generation’s most talented actors.
Unless…
Come on, guys! You didn’t think we were going to let the KarJenner fam off the hook that easily, did ya?! Y’all know damn well that Kris Jenner is as smart as a fox — and as cunning as one, too.
Soooo who’s to say this “wine glass” business isn’t a total red herring?! What if that’s water, or juice, or Sprite, or literally any other clear or just-barely-colored non-alcoholic beverage poured into a wine glass to throw eagle-eyes social media users off the trail by making them assume it’s wine?? To throw everyone off the scent! Just saying — this fam is shrewd, y’all!
And so… perhaps the pregnancy rumors will continue. Maybe even alongside a new conspiracy this time around about drinks that aren’t wine being poured into Parisian wine glasses! LOLz!
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