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Awkward! Lance Armstrong Draws The Card About His Missing Ball While Playing Cards Against Humanity!

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So… this happened.
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!
We all know 2 things:
1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn’t the classiest game (and that’s what makes it amazing).
Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!
He shared the moment on Twitter with the caption:

“Just another night of playing Cards Against Humanity├óΓé¼┬ª├óΓé¼┬¥

Looks like Lance has a good sense of humor about his… ahem… loss.
He might be having fun now but remember, the former Tour de France champ is still facing a world of fallout from his doping scandal and subsequent federal investigation.
We wonder if they let you play Cards Against Humanity in prison?
[Image via Twitter.]

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May 19, 2014 13:10pm PDT