Levi Claims That He And Bristol Are Still Friends

Oh, yeah, we’re SURE that you two are just getting along like old chums!
Douchebag extraordinaire Levi Johnston says that despite his baby mama and former fiance (twice!) Bristol Palin being in tears while she discussed the demise of their relationship, all is apparently well up there in good ole’ Alaska!
He lies through his teeth says:

“Oh, we’re friends. The ring’s off, but we’re friends, so everything’s good. You know, it’s tough. It’s not something that I wanted, but life goes on, and I’ll just take it one step at a time.”

We wonder how good everything will be after he wakes up with a polar bear’s decapitated head between the sheets with him, courtesy of Miz Sexy Sarah!
LOLs!
Thoughts??
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