LiLo Is A Paid Escort

Guess Jordan effed up her chances and La Loca has stepped in as his second choice!

Austrian moneybags Richard Lugner is paying for Lindsay Lohan to be his prostitute arm candy to the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Each year, 77-year-old Lugner hires a different celebrity to be his date. Ladies who have accepted the invite include Nicollette Sheridan, the stunning Dita Von Teese and Paris Hilton.

Have fun you two! And remember, no kissing on the mouth.

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