
Because a press conference claiming his daughter is a drug addict wasn’t enough of an act of fame-whoring!
This morning, Michael Lohan announced that he has asked his girlfriend, former Star reporter and Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds, Kate Major to marry him. For a reason we in no way can fathom, she said yes.
Ironically, it was Kate 2.0 who wanted to share all the crappy sappy details of how her beau popped the question, explaining:
“Yes, we’re engaged. Michael and I have been talking about it over the last two weeks but we didn├óΓé¼Γäót want to say anything about it because he wanted to ask my father├óΓé¼Γäós permission. So we flew to Florida and my father gave us his blessing. I├óΓé¼Γäóm very traditional and my father and I are very close and I├óΓé¼Γäóve always felt that whoever I married, he├óΓé¼Γäód have to get my dad├óΓé¼Γäós permission.├óΓé¼┬¥
Okay, so now we know where she gets her sense of oblivious from! Did your father not notice that your future hubby are about the same age – and that his a tool???
Boo!
The couple have already selected the location of the nuptials and are in the process of selecting bridesmaids and groomsmen!
Well, we can think of at least one STAR rag mag that won’t be fighting for the rights to photos of that wedding!
Hey Lindsay, want to be a bridesmaid? Might as well answer the question now – you know it is coming!
[Image via WENN.]
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