That’s right, gurl! Thumbing your nose at the legal system, living in a delusional world where you’re never responsible for any of your cokey actions – just “another year in a lifetime of living and learning.”
We think learn is the LAST thing you’ve done, bb!
A week before she was sentenced to jail, Lindsanity did a photospread and interview for Maxim Magazine, and we think that the sylist must have a great sense of humor – because he or she dressed the hard-pAArtying wacktress in black and white stripes!
And because it’s been two weeks without any direct, methed out delusional quotables from our little Lindsanity, hopefully these little gems will help hold everyone over until she’s out of rehab!
On Orange Oprah:
“I am feeling strong. I├óΓé¼Γäóve experienced a lot in my life, and my mom has given me a lot of
drugsfaith. This too shall pass.”
On what she’ll be up to when she’s not pAArtying post-prison:
“To focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I├óΓé¼Γäód like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi.”
On her imaginary upcoming movie Inferno:
“I don’t really want to discuss anything until I am on set. I need some secrets.”
Her coked out advice for fans:
“Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you├óΓé¼Γäóve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!”
We bet Lindsay’s first post-rehab choice will be to wash down six ambien with a bottle of Cuervo!
Such an inspiration to us all!
LOLs!
Thoughts??