Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer DUMPS Her For Good! Mean Girl Might Rep Herself In Court?

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o’s!!
The papers have been filed! Lindsay Lohan‘s attorney officially washed her hands clean of all this dirty dramz with her now-former client!!
Keeping LiLo out of jail must be more daunting than Shawn Holley ever realized because why else would she refuse to represent the actres??
Well, it might be the $300K debt she ran up… or the inappropriately random firing… or the knowledge that “star” client can’t stay on the right side of the law for more than three weeks at a time.
Yikes!! Hopefully her new legal eagle Mark Heller knows what he’s in for!!
Headaches? Repeat business? Payment in the form of coupons to Fu King’s Chinese Food Buffet? WHO KNOWS!?!
To further complicate already complicated matters, Mark isn’t even licensed to practice law in California!!
He needs a local sponsor just to rep Lindsay in court — otherwise, the Liz & Dick star is SCREWED!
If the sponsor falls through, she might even have to represent herself!
As HIGHlarious as that prospect sounds, it would be an unmitigated disaster for LiLo!!!
Lindsay is scheduled to reappear before Judge Stephanie Saunter on Wednesday morning.
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