Machine Gun Kelly Tells Thirsty Fans He's Happily 'Locked In' With New GF Megan Fox!

Machine Gun Kelly only has eyes for Megan Fox!

The hot new couple has been heating up all over social media lately, but that hasn’t stopped the 30-year-old rapper’s fans from thirsting over him on the internet. The artist, whose real name is Colson Baker, appeared on a new episode of Buzzfeed Celeb‘s Thirst Tweets where he read Twitter users’ wild comments about him.

Everything from date requests to NSFW compliments was on the table, but we’re sorry to break it to you hopefuls out there: not even Megan’s ex Brian Austin Green could get stop this love connection from taking off and your cheeky messages won’t either!

One fan tried to shoot their shot by asking the Bloody Valentine rapper out for a little weekend rendezvous:

“Machine gun kelly I just wanna let you know am free this sunday to go on a date just let me know if ur free sunday cause I am free and would like to take you on a date.”

To which he responded:

“I’m locked in already right now. No dates for me. Probably ever.”

Ever, ever? As in, this guy is already thinking wayyy far ahead to marriage with Fox? We mean, would it really be such a stretch to consider for these self-proclaimed twin flames? Maybe not! Kelly also crushed another fan’s fantasy involving him, which read:

“I would let machine gun kelly suck my toes maybe”

But MGK chimed in to clarify:

“Like I said, I’m only sucking one pair of toes.”

Well then! LOLz. Thanks for giving us that mental image, dude! You can have yourself a laugh listening to the full clip (below), but as we’ve been reporting, Megan’s ex-husband most likely won’t find anything funny about this video.

Insiders with knowledge of the former couple’s split have shared that the Beverly Hills 90210 alum really isn’t a fan of his ex-wife’s very public new relationship. If his shady Instagram dig at the pair didn’t make it clear enough, here’s what one source recently told People:

“Brian is annoyed that she is so focused on her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly. He doesn’t understand the need to post social media pictures with silly captions to proclaim her love for him. They aren’t even divorced yet.”

The confidant added:

“It definitely annoys Brian. And it stings a bit too that Megan moved on so quickly. Megan was always very private, so Brian just doesn’t get what changed.”

Ouch. Here’s to hoping everyone involved can keep it cool as BAG and Megan still need to figure out their kids’ custody arrangement!

[Image via Machine Gun Kelly/Instagram]