Mariah Carey Bemoans Her Bad Hair Day While We Moan About Her Good Boob Day!

Mmm this rack of ma’am looked succulent, indeed!
Mariah Carey flaunted her boobs (aka Nick Cannon‘s personal cannons) while on Instagram yesterday!
Along this breast photo ever taken, Mariah busted out with this caption:

“Working in my most favorite environment clearly having a bad hair day.. Haaaaaa”

Yes, Mariah, because the first thing we notice in this picture is your hair and not your cleavage that you’d need an actual motorboat to motorboat!
SRSLY! That sarong is so right, it’s so wrong! Like seksi wrong, not morally wrong!
Gurl you look so fine, you deserve a fine!
[Image via Instagram.]