Matt Damon Fuhkd His Wife And All She Got Was A Lousy Shirt!

The only person who is actually fucking Matt Damon is his wife, Lucia.
Despite the comedic claims that her husband is a rampaging slut, “Lucy” found the Sarah Silverman amusing, and was further amused to receive a “I’m fucking Matt Damon” shirt in the mail with a note that read, “You├óΓé¼Γäóre actually the only person who can wear this.”
Damon says, “I swear it wasn├óΓé¼Γäót me who sent it. She was pregnant at the time, so it was really funny to watch her wear the shirt ├óΓé¼┬ª We both laughed a lot.”
Awww, that’s cute!
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