We’ve been waiting for this cup of tea to arrive!!!!
To those who have been closely watching, it’s no big secret that Melania Trump is perhaps the most miserable person in America.
FLOTUS has been seen slapping away Donald Trump‘s hand grabs, secretly liking anti-Trump tweets, and not-so-convincingly feigning happiness at every public event since the start of her husband’s campaign.
Not that we blame her, of course — but one novelist is making BOMBSHELL accusations that could shed some light on just how dire the First Couple’s relationship is!
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On Tuesday, Monica Byrne shared a string of tweets claiming Melania was having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby for “many years” — and Donny allegedly knows all about it!
Whoa!!!!
Byrne, who does not name her source, shared the accusations in hopes of journalists exposing the alleged affair to “accelerate [Trump’s] rate of self-destruction.”
In her tweets, the author claimed Donald and Melania had an agreement that if he lost the election, they would get divorced. But since he won, the two were forced to renegotiate the agreement — imprisoning the 47-year-old in the marriage as long as her husband was president.
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We’re sure the Trump camp will write this off as nothing more than fake news, but Byrne makes it clear this is merely hearsay for reporters to investigate further.
It also explain why the First Lady looks so miserable and wants to stay in New York. Hmmm….
What do U think of these allegations? Read Byrne’s explosive claims (below)!
Is this the time for me to leak the gossip I know about Melania Trump or should I wait. (And I’m serious btw.)
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
OK, here goes. And I should say right off the bat: no, I can’t reveal my source. So I guess this is the kind of leak that’s more like a tip.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
As in: HEY JOURNALISTS WHO INVESTIGATE THIS SORT OF THING: look into it via other channels.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Though I honestly don’t know how newsworthy it is?–given that Melania and 45’s marriage is obviously dead to begin with.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
But here it is: word is, for many years, Melania’s been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
…with DT’s knowledge. They had an agreement (written, I think) that if DT lost the election, they’d get divorced. But then he won.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
So they had to renegotiate the agreement. She is imprisoned in that marriage for as long as he’s president.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Again: this is kind of obvious already to anyone with eyes. Melania looks miserable. But this would be a broader illustration of why.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Also it’s why she doesn’t leave New York.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Aaaaanywaaaaay. YES this is hearsay. NO I can’t reveal my source. YES journalists should look into it.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
And YES I’m biased. I want 45 and his whole wretched family out of power. Not one of them is innocent, including the ones who are pretty.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Let me be clear: in itself, DT’s marriage matters not at all next to the Paris Accord.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
But anything that would embarrass & therefore destabilize him, and accelerate his rate of self-destruction? Good. The sooner to impeachment.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
And this seems like the kind of thing that would embarrass him. So: have at.
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Hi @realDonaldTrump! We’re all wondering if your wife @MelaniaTrump is having an affair with the head of security at Tiffanys or nah? pic.twitter.com/yaBpXsX0qd
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) June 1, 2017
Damn.
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