Michele Bachmann WON'T Be Dancing With The Stars!!

Sorry!! No tea parties in front of the TV for Michele Bachmann fans!!
Despite rumors, she issued a formal statement on her website slamming down any potential for a spot on Dancing With the Stars.
She writes:

In full disclosure, I did win a polka dancing competition when I was in the tenth grade at my alma mater, Anoka High School in Anoka, Minn.
But, despite my tenth grade polka success and my lifelong love of ballroom dancing, the recent rumors are false. I will not be joining Dancing with the Stars.

Welp! We can’t say we’re too sad over this.
Let someone full of love on the show instead!!
[Image via Carrie Devorah/WENN.]