He’ll go back to the ocean, she’ll apparently go back to the graveyard corpses.
Miley Cyrus is hanging out with a lively new crowd following her whirlwind summer of breaking hearts and dropping new music. As fans know, the superstar had quite the #HotGirlSummer with Kaitlynn Carter after her shocking, sudden split from longtime love Liam Hemsworth.
But now it’s fall, which means the 26-year-old is done with breezy, romantic European getaways and is embracing the darker, macabre side of herself — by going to a pumpkin patch slash haunted house!
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Ringing in the spooky month of October, the Slide Away singer shared pics of herself on Instagram cheesing with pumpkins and bales of hay. In the caption, she declared “OCTOBER 1st was LIT,” before sharing more snaps from her epic fall-themed adventure.
In a separate post, the animal lover was seen hanging out with goats, sheep, and a pig — and she took the opportunity to include a punny caption, writing “Last night was literally the G.O.A.T.”
Get it?? “GOAT”!?
But the biggest highlight of her outing was her brush with scary undead zombies in what appeared to be a haunted house attraction.
Things got hilariously steamy, as Miley posed seductively with her ghoulish new suitors and poked fun at her recent breakups. She wrote in the caption:
“Met a couple new potential partners. Felt like I was on The Bachelorette.”
Ha! Way to keep your sense of humor, girl!
Ch-ch-check out the seasonally appropriate pictures (below)!
Miley’s October spook-tacular comes days after she shared a cryptic message on her IG Stories about loving “without conditions.”
Under a pic of the singer cuddling with two of her dogs, she wrote:
“Happy Sunday from me & 2 stinky dogs! Waking up surrounded by animals is my favorite way to start a morning. I am immediately reminded to LOVE without conditions…. the best part about animals is that they are careless about the details. They live by the golden rule … Love & Be Loved. Nothing in between. No questions regarding wealth, career, talents, race, age, sex …. They love back 100X …. all they ask for is to be cared for in exchange for loyalty, reliability, and faithfulness. (reminds me of someone).”
Fans quickly started speculating who that “someone” was. Was she talking about Liam, or Kait, or someone else?
Our money’s on the goat.
[Image via Miley Cyrus/Instagram]
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