Miley Cyrus Called A "Strategic Hot Mess" By Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus is all about controlled chaos!

Aside from doing her best Willow Smith impression, Miley in MTV‘s Miley Cyrus: The Movement commented on her VMA performance that shocked and left many scratching their heads with a foam finger.

To put the record straight, Mileybird addressed the notion that maybe she had gone off the deep end of the pool (and started making out with a life-sized Barbie):

“You could watch that performance from the VMAs and think that it’s a hot mess, but it’s a strategic hot mess.”

Whoa big distinction right there!

That’s as if your slovenly roommate spilled coffee everywhere, and you were like, “whoa, you made a hot mess,” and then your roommate responded, “yes, but it’s strategic!”

And how was the VMAs twerkathon strategic? According to Miley, it’s because everyone can’t stop (oh!) won’t stop (oh!) talking about it:

“You’re always going to make people talk. You might as well make them talk for like two weeks, rather than two seconds.”

Valid point, Miley!

Now, if she can only reveal the strategy behind practically revealing her VAGINA in a recent Terry Richardson NSFW photoshoot, that’d be great!