Miley's Yearning to Slut Around

In a new TV Guide interview, Miley Cyrus reveals…a little to much.

Miley says something that screams ‘I’m horny’:

“I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,” says the 15-year-old.

Has Disney fired her yet?????

She goes on to say that she’s a ‘blue baller’:
“I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand.”

We’re sure she’s had a lot of hands on her, though!

Miley also shows she’s a little bit conceited:
“It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy’s and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt. A girl wouldn’t be wearing a shirt with me on it just because she liked my show. She must look up to me.”

Then, in “honor” of her latest single, 7 Things, Miley revealed the seven things she can’t live without:
1) “The Bible. It’s my ‘how-to’ guide for life.”
2) “My mommy!”
3) “My Yorkie Roadie and my lovebird Zazu.”
4) “Grilled cheese. Mmm├óΓé¼┬ª”
5) “Music and my beautiful Gibson guitar.”
6) “My black Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers.”
7) “My Sidekick.”

Puke.

What do y’all think of Miley?