Someone get Billy Ray Cyrus on the line and alert him that his daughter, Miley Cyrus, has just received an invitation from the DEVIL!
On her Twitter this past Wednesday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan offered sweet, lil’ Miles an apple from the forbidden tree – an invite to hang out together! She tweeted:
“@mileycyrus will you be in Paris this week? would you like to come to the Emanuel Ungaro show for the new collection i’ve designed love? xo*”
Miley, please, listen to us. Do not, under any circumstances, spend time with this person. She was you a mere 4-5 years ago and now, look at her! She can’t land a decent movie, her love life is in shambles, and if we may be frank, sometimes her hair looks like someone grabbed some hay and pasted it on her head. Literally, she will suck the innocence right out of you. Just look at her sister!
You don’t want your career to go the way of hers. Stay the course. Call up your girl Mandy Jiroux or someone your own age. Avoid her at all costs!!!
We also would like to extend this warning to Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale, as well as any other future Disney tween starletts in the making.
Sorry, there’s no helping you Vanexxxa Hudgens. You should give LiLo a call!
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[Image via WENN.]
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