North West is already an eligible bachelorette in the toddler community, apparently!
Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West‘s five-year-old daughter already has what appears to be a boyfriend — or maybe a “boo,” or maybe just some guy friend who’s trying REALLY hard — in Caiden Mills, the seven-year-old son of rapper Consequence.
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Caiden’s Instagram account is a who’s-who of rappers and celebrities, but one of the things you’ll notice on there is North… a LOT… like, a LOT!
Seriously! Puppy love starts YOUNG these days!!!
Ch-ch-check out some of Caiden’s most recent IG pics and captions that tell the tale of a man in love (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrxawDgdcF/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtypAzdgoYw/
Those are pretty cute!
Definitely raising an eye on Caiden being “boo’d up” in that first one, but nothing too out of the ordinary… until we get to the Tiffany & Co. jewelry purchases (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjhtEmgCtQ/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjxqH7Apy_/
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3lO4VgV5L/
Uhhh, wait a minute! Where’d you get that money, kid!? Are you ALREADY buying gifts for North??? She’s five years old!!!
Hmmm…
Dive deeper into his IG, and you see North’s whole fam is VERY well represented, too!!
Like, here’s Caiden with his future in-laws (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7tX7MFDP4/
And here’s Caiden with North’s Disick kid cousins and extended fam (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoWv9agF_vT/
Then there’s Caiden with — oh, no, wait, this is just a pic that didn’t age so well (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BneCeU-l1Qy/
OOPS!
Not great, Caiden!
OK, back to North’s fam… here’s Caiden at the hottest Kardashian party of the year (below):
And here’s Caiden giving proper credit to North’s dad for his past musical genius (below):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtwKoX4FCei/
Caiden is REALLY into the oldest of Kim’s kids, and her whole fam! Natch!
But don’t the captions and circumstances of these photos seem pretty… mature?! No way a seven-year-old is typing out all of that on IG, right?! (Not to mention that would violate Instagram’s Terms of Service, but whatevs.)
Call us skeptical — or pragmatic — but it sure feels like Consequence (or someone else) is behind this.
Which brings us to our next logical point… if an adult is behind the account, isn’t the fake Caiden’s IG obsession with North a little, ya know, creepy?!
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[Image via Instagram.]
