If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!
A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!
HA!
The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to have mistaken the orange phallus as an octopus that lives in the Norwegian waters.
The 64-year-old Frilund explained:
“The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicolored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.├óΓé¼┬¥
But he shared another theory as well, saying:
“There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship.├óΓé¼┬¥
LoLz!
What we want to know is if he (or HIS wife) is putting that thing to good use now??
Congratz on your catch, Bjørn!
[Image via Andalsnes Avis.]
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