The first question that popped into our noggin when we saw that headline was, “What took so long?”
It’s the only component of crazy she hasn’t fulfilled!
According to a source, a 47-second tape of the Lindsay Lohan “frolicking naked with a mystery male” is somewhere in the universe, just waiting to be plastered on the Internet. The man having ownership of this sex video is a cocktail waitress waiter with a well-known Carl ‘s Jr. chain restaurant who has said he will release the footage to an “offshore porn site”, where it will then be available across the world.
Just what the world needs!
A source explains that the video is,” dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. If and when it is released on the Internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”
Oh we beg to differ on that one. But then again, once it is out there, there is no going back.
Remember our rule, kids! Don’t make a sex tape – it always comes out!
[Image via WENN.]
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