Orlando Bloom And The Case Of The Mysterious, Outrageous, Big Red Phone!

What in the world…? We think someone needs a nap!
Being a new dad can be hard and we think it just might be taking its toll on Orlando Bloom. Attempting to multi-task, the former Pirates star was spotted rushing out of Whole Foods Market on Saturday, carrying several well packed bags to the car, while sporting a red telephone receiver and cord around his neck.
Well, it’s certainly a statement piece! It says, “I have no idea what Bluetooth is!”
Silly, Orly! Those retro, hipster novelty items are for use in the home, where no one can see you be so ironic! Duh!
[Image via GSI Media.]