Orlando Bloom Says He's No Heartthrob; No One Agrees With Him

No, Orlando Bloom, you seksi elf! You’re always hot in a pirate way!
In a recent interview, Orlando Bloom said his new role as a tattooed cop in the thriller Zulu is not his usual heartthrob persona:

“Zulu was like a gift to me. To get a chance like that and not just be Orlando Bloom, the heartthrob.”

While you finish spit-taking all over you computer screen, we’ll admit that it’s awesome that Orlando wants to sink his teeth into a meaty role.
Meanwhile, we’d love to sink our teeth into Orlando’s meaty roll!