John Travolta Gives Scarlett Johansson An Incredibly Awkward Kiss On The Oscars Red Carpet! Fill In The Blank!

Scarlett Johansson‘s date on the Oscars red carpet was NOT John Travolta, but you’d never know it from this pic!
John laid a big ole kiss on Scarlett as she posed for photographers — but ScarJo wasn’t having ANY of it!
She was totes thinking ___________________________!
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