Patterns That Make You Look Fat, With Jessica Simpson

No amount of sucking in is going to help this one.

Jessica Simpson was looking rather portly in her unflattering frock at Good Housekeeping‘s “Shine On” celebration in New York, Monday night.

Jessica, you really need to get a stylist or at least learn how to dress your non-Daisy Duke body because that dress is doing NOTHING for you.

Not only is it about 3 sizes too small, that pattern isn’t doing anything to camouflage your bountiful curves.

Good thing she has an entourage with her because we all know she’s going to need a lot of grease and extra hands to get her out of that thing!

[Image via L. Gallo & Andres Otero/WENN.]