Talk about jonesing for the juice!
A man in Pennsylvania has admitted to stealing 12 bottles of hand sanitizer from the UPMC Hospital in Altoona.
The man, 51-year-old Lee Ammerman, was caught because an employee saw him stealing a bottle in October when he tried to hide it in an arm sling AND then recognized him doing it again in December!
BUT, get this, when confronted by cops about stealing the sanitizer, Lee didn’t even deny it!
In fact, he confessed to what he was actually using it for!
He said:
“I mix the liquid with orange juice.”
UMMM. WHAT?! That’s disgusting!
If he wanted to make alcoholic drinks, couldn’t he have just driven to the liquor store? It’s not like he was underage?!
Well, at least he wasn’t like those people who tipped a waitress in meth or the woman who pulled a gun out of her vajayjay!
Yikes!
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