WTF!? Pic Nic Pants Bring The Table To Your Crotch

Have you ever sat down on the floor to eat, but wished you had something to put your food on?
No U can thanks to Acquacalda!
The Italian design company has created a pair of Pic Nic pants that “take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors.”
Right, because nothing says bon appétit like a hot plate of food within inches of your crotch.
Thoughts???
[Images courtesy of Acquacalda.]